An old gentleman wearing a beat-up old leather
flying jacket sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down
next to him...
She turned to the man and asked, 'Are you a real
pilot?'
He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying;
biplanes, Cubs, Aeronca's, T-6s, flew in WWII in a B-25, and later Sabre jets
in the Korean conflict. I taught 50 people to fly and gave rides to hundreds,
so yes, I guess I am a pilot.'
She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day
thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about
naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I
think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'
The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a young man sat down on the
other side of the old pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'
He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just
found out I'm a lesbian.'